Wednesday, November 12, 2008

anti-boy

“Boys frustrate me. I hate all their indirect messages, I hate game playing. Do you like me or don't you? Just tell me so I can get over you.” Kirsten Dunst

I know you all are thinking it but I am going to be the one to say it- I hate boys! What started out as a group night at the movies quickly turned into a girls night out! We went and saw House Bunny (chick flick): maybe the reason no boys came. But we saw it at the dollar theater- $.75 cent tuesday! Yahoo! Anyways before the movie started us ladies all discussed current and past boy problems. And let me just say boys are the worst. They are horrible. The things they do and things that they are capable of doing. The way they play games and turn it to have it be like your the one with the problem who needs to change. Why heavenly father invent such an animal. 

“Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable” Plato 

I'm done playing games. Send me a real man. Is there such thing. One of my favorite songs by Carrie Underwood called "The More Boys I Meet". This song is kind of how I feel right now. I posted it to my blog so take a minute to listen. Here are the lyrics: 

"More Boys I Meet"

This boy here wants to move too fast
He sees my future as having a past
Well, I don't think so
I don't think so

That boy there, well he's playing a fool
He thinks he's funny and he thinks he's cool
We'll I don't think so
I don't think so

Cheap date, bad taste, another night gone to waste
Talking about nothing in so many words
It's not like I'm not trying
'Cause I'll give anyone a shot once

And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog

Here's this guy, thinks he's bad to the bone
He wants to pick me up and take me home
Well, I don't think so
I don't think so

Cage fights, PlayStation, X-Games, Raider Nation
Oversize pants with an ego to match
It's not like I'm not trying
'Cause I'll give anyone a shot once

And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog

Why can't they be like the one's that mean everything to me
The warm and loyal, open and friendly
It's not like I'm not trying
'Cause I'll give anyone a shot once

I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my

I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog

The more I love my dog

I ♥ You Roxy!